When I first saw this, my immediate reaction was to ask, "What month is it? June, it's June, not April. It's the middle of the month, not the 1st." I assume everyone understands a solicitor is a sort of low-grade brit lawyer. A terrible thing to say. I'm sure there are many fine, important people out there who are also solicitors. I am prejudiced. When I was 5 years old, my family was swindled by a solicitor who took us for everything we had, leaving my parents with debts that it took 11 years to pay off blighting particularly my mother's life in the process.

Anyway, made me laugh. I was glad to see that Navarino Estates and FLATS TO SELL & TO LET, keep themselves segregated from Shaidy & Co up on the third floor. Low-end real estate in London is another bed of iniquity. When my wife and I first moved to London (fresh from Africa after a brief spell in Cambridge), we got taken by a smarmy Frenchman who could only look for a property if we first gave him a deposit, of course we never saw him again.

Shaidy indeed! He's a lawyer, can't he change his name or something? What am I missing here?